Total Medals Earned: 26 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 520 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/480 points)
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/13 (35/115 points)
Load the game
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
Watch all animations
shoot woman, you fucking freak
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 5/11 (40/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!